WELCOME TO
$FUMFU
Francis Urquhart MotherF**r:
You might very well think this is just another memecoin.
We couldn’t possibly comment.
ABOUT $FUMFU
$FUMFU is the most British, most calculated, and most cold-blooded political creature ever to crawl and now it’s stepping into the spotlight on Gala Pump.
Not because it asked. Not because it deserved it.
But because power simply makes room for itself.
No roadmaps. No charity partnerships.
No breathless “utility coming soon” claims.
Just one token engineered to rise the same way Francis Urquhart did, quietly, ruthlessly, and with a smile that tells you nothing and everything at once.
LORE: WHY WE EXIST
Most memecoins are born by accident.
$FUMFU was born by design.
In the shadows of Westminster,
Francis Urquhartdidn’t wait for opportunity, he created it.
He understood something most politicians
(and most crypto projects) never do:
Power isn’t given.
Power is taken.
$FUMFU exists for the same reason FU rose through the ranks:
because the field was full of weak hands, weak leaders,
and weaker ideas.
While other tokens chase trends, pretend to build,
and drown in their own “roadmaps,”
$FUMFU steps into the game with one clear purpose:
to show that influence, narrative, and timing outperform
“utility decks” every single day.
We exist because chaos needs a conductor.
Because Solana needed a villain with charm.
Because Gala Pump deserved a token that actually
understands theatre.
And because Francis Urquhart taught
us one simple truth:
If you can’t control the game,
become the game.
$FUMFU is here to dominate.
Calmly, politely, and with a push off the rooftop when required.